girlbossing too close to the sun
pouring one out for my fellow barbz
next week is the court date for britney spears that could ultimately lead to her conservatorship being dissolved. as i have been manifesting this since it began, i need to be harnessing all the good and positive energy i can muster for my divine sisterhood of the yee yee! so going to clear out all the negative dirty laundry that has refused to be washed for weeks…..
there are several Situations i have written and erased and rewritten about trying to find the right words. so i figured mashing them all together in the ultimate horsewomen of the apocalypse (gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss or g-cubed, for short) would be a much more efficient use or our collective time.
some are born g-cubed, some achieve g-cubed, and others have g-cubed thrust upon them.
much like being queer or serving cunt, being a barb was never a choice for me! i have spent over a decade fighting for my queen (radio host) over tweets, blog posts, forum comments, and even emailing dumbass disc jockasses in new york VERY strongly worded emails at the beginning of her career. i am a lamb before i am a human so surviving american idolgate was the strongest battle god herself sent to its strongest warrior.
perhaps my armour started to crack when invasion of privacy took over my life. but my love for onika tanya maraj never waned. she is so talented and insanely gorgeous that her shenanigans are usually a bonus prize for her fans instead of a mark of shame.
nicki could kill me and my ghost would still bump her entire discography. i have lived most of my life as a barb and will (hopefully sooner rather than later) die one. having your body guards give someone a cartoon style injury at new york fashion week, rapping about how you want to fuck stephen colbert, feeling flawless in paris with the queen of houston, god tier bars, and inspiring the first video of trisha paytas i ever watched are some of the things that will forever solidify nicki’s place in my heart. she has done more for me than most if not all of my own flesh and blood!
THAT being said, after flying my nicki minaj flag at half mast since october 21, 2019 it has officially been given a proper fallen soldier burial.
when i started writing this, nicki had merely made some uncouth revelations about her cousin’s friend’s ballsack on twitter after revealing she would not be going to the met gala or getting vaccinated without Proper Research. heir to the succession throne hunter harris was on the ground reporting the timeline of nicki’s turn from trigger fingers to twitter fingers.
as of the time i am posting this, she has:
waged war on multiple journalists including Woke Bae aka hasan piker! she has said she will be open to getting the vaccine to go on tour but need More Research.
thusly, conducted her “research” which has included revealing the medical records of drake and the big balled belle of the ball(s), tweeted, posted on instagram, and did an online poll. no mention of ever contacting her doctor and leaving us out of it?
mentioned a trip to the white house that seems (at this point) more and more likely to be handled by benito’s white house intern rather than any Actual white house official.
had a clip resurface from queen radio where she blatantly tries to allude to her husband’s victim being white (she is not) as the reason he was convicted and not because of his actions
SIDED WITH FOX NEWS LOSER TUCKER CARLSON WHO HIMSELF IS VACCINATED over anyone that dared to question her goop level scientific tweets
shaming and sending god knows what category of hurricane of barbz after a fan that called her out for pointing out that tucker carlson is a racist white supremacist. calling that fan brain dead in the same breath defending the man who said once immigrants (not unlike nicki herself) would make america “poorer and dirtier”
doxed reporters on her instagram stories
and that is only to name a few of the things that have been taking her away from spending time with possibly the cutest baby to ever grace this earth!
this is certainly not the first nor will it likely be the last time that nicki minaj will cause controversy and all That conversation with her antics. but this time, her cousin’s friend’s swollen testicles are not the only thing being overblown with a cover story to hide the truth about what is actually going on behind the scenes.
but hey, what do i know! perhaps nicki’s cousin’s friend’s fiancé really did take one look at her future husband’s big not-so-naturals and said i do….not think so, honey! julia roberts in runaway bride certainly cancelled a wedding for far less!
last month nicki and her husband both got served, with omarion and marques houston nowhere to be found. according to the lawsuit, the pettys have been harassing and bribing and now intimidating the victim that accused nicki’s husband of rape when they were teenagers. his rape victim has now had to relive her trauma and move around multiple times, fearing retaliation.
my barbz brothers and sisters are a nation divided as the Most Loyal refuse to leave mother’s side, no matter how wrong she is. and the Most Logical grapple with their downgrade to step-sons for voicing their commitment to not align with a rape apologist. believe all women until they incriminate your fave, etc etc!
nicki’s husband’s failure to register as a sex offender in california could cost him up to ten years in prison. but his court date is not until january 2022 so let’s hope her cousin’s friend’s balls at least go down in swelling by then, at the very least!
in smaller screen news, trisha paytas is the latest youtube creator to have their content used against them. trisha has been posting on youtube since 2007, so there is a gold mine of videos that have always come back to haunt them. but after accusing several teachers by name of abusing trisha and/or being convicted and jailed for having child porn on their computers, no evidence can be found to support those claims. in fact, all of trisha’s videos and published books suggest quite the opposite. it is a very sensitive subject matter, but the one teacher trisha repeatedly called out by name and implored their followers to “look up” is dead so unable to defend himself or gives answers to his family, who have been relentlessly harassed since trisha’s first posts.
trisha blasted out the name of the teacher on their tiktok and on an episode of frenemies. after pushback when it was brought to their attention that the allegations are currently unfounded, h3 unlisted the frenemies episode and released a statement addressing the situation.
trisha went private on twitter after manically scream crying and insisting their current circumstances were in fact not because of their own actions, but because of the h3 subreddit. they have also since deleted ONE BILLION views off their channel.
since frenemies ended when trisha quit, trisha has consisently made tweets, videos, tiktoks, livestreams, interviews, and even appeared on other podcasts to send hate to their former frenemies cohost. trisha has the kind of vitriol and hate toward their future in-laws that i would accept from ryan kavanaugh1, the person currently suing h3 for airing a small clip of the flop triller backed jake paul fight on their podcast. it is a bullshit lawsuit and rk is not a great or even good person, something ethan has been harping on in a meme-y way since the lawsuit began.
ethan’s podcast off the rails background is two articles detailing some horrific legal cases kavanaugh has been involved in, a photo comparing his physical resemblance to harvey weinstein, and ethan’s one star review of triller. ethan has cheekily encouraged his viewers to check out the app and give it their honest opinion. he has plans to make this unfortunately very real image of rk kissing harvey weinstein on the head into a limited edition t-shirt to help raise funds for the lawsuit. so if ryan kavanaugh were making the kinds of implications and content trisha has been making, i would get it! ethan has been relentless in his goofing on rk! ethan IS petty but when it comes to trisha, he has been very mild. he has made some tasteless comments and allowed some tasteless remarks/jokes to be made at trisha’s expense, but his biggest offense is using trisha’s name as clickbait multiple times….but…that’s youtube??? who amongst us has not “read” any article by reading the headline and “skimming” the rest…. maybe that is what trisha has done.
but for months, trisha has been obsessed with not actually taking any responsibility for their actions and found any way to blame ethan for all of their problems. since they no longer are besties meeting up weekly to dish and not even on speaking terms, trisha has taken to blaming the h3 subreddit for every thing that goes wrong in their life. trisha had previously admitted to stalking a david dobrik fan tumblr which is mostly defunk now once kat tenebarge’s article came out detailing how david facilitated a sexual assault for his vlogs, so it makes sense that trisha has now found the subreddit to hyperfocus on. make no mistake, though!!! this is not me nor will i ever in any right state of mind defend any aspect of reddit! it is legendarily an awful place that birthed incels, for christ’s sake!!!
after the allegations began piling up, trisha made two videos where they chose to not take any responsibility for their actions or show any remorse for at the absolute very best, misspeaking. after deleting a billion views off their channel and keeping mostly offline for several days, trisha resurfaced with a video taking full responsibility for their actions and offering a sincere apology for the people they have hurt and listed the steps they are taking to make sure they are using their massive platform in a positive way. SIKE! after days of mostly radio silence, trisha blamed not their own actions, but their internal manifestation of praying on their own downfall as the reason for the backlash they are currently facing. they then continued on to talk about the book the secret. i wish i was kidding.
a mommy vlogger forgot to edit out the footage of her capturing the thumbnail of a video with her distraught son. the details have little interest to me because this is far from the most offensive piece of content involving children on youtube’s platform. the mom is not the focus of our attention. because she is not the final horsewoman of my personal apocalypse. susan wojcicki is.
as the ceo of youtube, sister in law of google cofounder, sister of 23 and me founder, and person voted “most powerful woman on the internet” by time magazine, susan has certainly girlbossed like no other! she actually thought of the idea of google’s acquisition of youtube and has been youtube’s ceo since 2014.
youtube is a massive platform and there is no way she can be accountable for every single video that is uploaded. approximately 300 hours of footage are uploaded to the site every minute. and yet logan paul’s suicide forest video sat cozied up on the trending page for days. elsa and spiderman. david dobrik and countless TOP creators (billions of views and millions of subscribers) have done and said horrible things all for the chance to be susan’s number one trending boy.
susan & co have implemented certain changes that have helped secure Their own bag that mostly have overlooked and harmed the smaller creators. but the biggest group of small creators overlooked are the children of youtube. there are currently no protections or work limits on children that appear in youtube videos.
ryan’s toy review has been the top earner of the entire platform for several years. he made almost 30 million dollars in 2020. he was also 9 years old.
he has his own show on nickelodeon. while filming for the show, he can legally only be on set for so long and 15% of the money he earns goes into a coogan account that can only be accessed by him when he turns 18. once he is off the set, ryan could film 20 hours straight for his various youtube channels and never see a penny of that sweet, sweet family friendly ad revenue.
i am not saying ryan’s family is forcing him to film 24/7 but on youtube, legally they could. there are two types of content featuring children on youtube: kids content and family vlogs. ryan’s toy review features videos of ryan opening new toys and playing with them. other similar channels will make small tv series style silly storylines aimed at entertaining kids. and family vlogs exploit every drop of family life for content. luckily ryan’s family has both! but either content style is making a lot of different people a lot of money and making a ton of money has always made me people act in fairness and kindness…….especially when you can pay your employees in toys and ice cream……
so, yes, a mother telling her crying son to seem more upset for the thumbnail is not a great look! but it is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to children being exploited on youtube. these children are not only vulnerable but they are not even properly able to consent to being Content. susan has offered no gameplans on how to protect these child Actors and unfortunately, other than banning any children under 13 to be filmed, there are no plans of actions able to offered by twsj at this time! but as much as i look forward to reading the tell all memoirs from the children of channels like ryan’s, the ace family, the labrant family, the prince family, and the sacconejolys (to name a few) i would much prefer kids to be able to have a normal non-traumatic childhood.
i look forward to the person who is often quoted speaking on the importance of the finding the balance between work and family chief executiving her company to do just that.
to keep up the girlboss theme, this week’s paid post features the long time conservatorship era “business manager” of britney spears who also happens to serve on the board of directors at the hottest new celebrity church. the penultimate chapter of DEATH! to them all is my citizen kane. probably.
majority owner of triller accused in open court by his former business partner of running a ponzi scheme. has also been accused in court of fabricating sexual misconduct allegations against someone as a way to get out of paying them. also has been photographed kissing harvey weinstein on the head, years before paying donald trump to host one of his flop boxing matches in 2021