2022 has barely begun and it is already looking bad, real bad, michael jackson…. we are entering year 3 of covid times and it seems to be going from worse to worser! not only is the latest strand of covid insanely contagious, but covid is now being linked to children developing diabetes!?!?! and the longterm effects of covid in general are still largely unknown but none of what IS known is not looking so great! and this is just one of the (too) many headlines that spark whatever the opposite of joy is!!!
we passed the one year anniversary of the january 6 capitol insurrection, prince andrew is lawyering up, and jeff bezos has once again decided to not end world hunger today. with so many bad things happening, there are a couple things slipping through the mainstream media’s ¿cracks? but not on my watch!!!! not! on! my! watch!
kimye is out and foxye is in!!!! model/actress/writer julia fox has always been the Moment for me! the whole media spectacle of their carbone date/makeover (i personally worship at the altar of carmine’s but carbone’s caesar salad is truly divine) has led to comparisons of julia to kimberly! but kim is a libra and julia an aquarius; kim’s shrek tweet is how julia carries herself daily!
foxye is my bennifer and i plan to enjoy it while it lasts…….but…….the thing not being talked about enough is that kimberly noel and the artist formerly known as kanye west (he legally changed his name to “ye") are still wearing matching outfits as they compete in the divorce olympics! divorce sponsored by balenciaga!?! pete davidson is no stranger to the formerly spanish fashion brand and after her date with ye, julia fox also strutted on miami beach in full balenciaga.
one of my hobbies (rip to the now defunct podcast, this week had me like) is tracking the sponsored content celebrities and “celebrities” hock online. their trips and weddings and pregnancies and diets and acne are only a few of the occasions that are incomplete without #spon #ad. is this the next frontier? has monetised youtube breakup videos paved the way for exclusive fashion house divorce settlements? it looks like kanye will ultimately keep balenciaga in the divorce as yeezy has inked a massive deal with gap x yeezy x balenciaga, so kimberly will be forced to skim the racks at her most recent collaborator, fendi. there is already so much smoke and mirrors at play when it comes to the public relations of celebrity that i cannot help but feel as though this is the final straw in blurring the line between reality and the ¿¿metaverse?? i guess it was actually mark zuckerberg, not agatha, all along….
if street performers are the backbone of society, the image of ben affleck and matt damon as breakdancing street performers dressed in puma tracksuits is the scoliosis of society. the ghost of ben affleck appeared on the kelly clarkson show1 talking about how how matt damon used to ATTEMPT to do the helicopter.
the real story is not the rhythm-less (boston) nation but that these two clowns kissed (in a now deleted scene) in the last duel, a movie THEY WROTE. “it was our first on-screen kiss” implies the existence of off-screen kisses which may explain why it took so long for matt damon to remove certain vernacular from his every day usage!
these were the only major things scaring/scarring me this week as i have been mostly living in a bubble of watching television!! this is us is back for its finale and abbott elementary is finally here for its first! i cannot, in good conscience, recommend the former but i also cannot stress how crucial the latter is for viewing!!! father of my beloved gq cover star kiwi and jesus is the one rapper’s guest appearance made me scream. and with my current favourite station 11 currently airing, the entire final season of search party dropped, and tonight beginning the new seasons of euphoria and the righteous gemstones…..hbomax really won the streaming wars, despite having the worst app interface of all time!!!
still working on the definitive list of everything significant that happened last year and may have spent a little too much time watching “bust it” challenges….for research! nothing i would not do for you, dear readers! good luck with surviving monday/the rest of your week! xx
is something i have been thinking about a lot. i feel as though this makes kelly clarkson the show for bisexuals? have not read any peer reviewed work on the subject, but it does seem to check out…..