i live by a lot of power plants so even if there were northern lights, they would not really be visible to me. instead, i seek my guidance from jemima kirke’s instagram stories, reviewbrah, costar’s menacing daily guides, any woman older that calls me “baby”, david lynch’s weather reports, and megan thee stallion. i live my life by anyone that’s beefing with me is beefing by herself1. and megan herself has also always adhered to that. even when toy story lanez shooting her somehow became some grand conspiracy theory and rallying cry for the worst people you know irl and d-list/beyond2 to say the most vile things to megan online and in interviews/songs, megan mostly stayed quiet. she mainly kept her thoughts to herself and to lyrics in her songs. her new single “hiss” dropped on friday. while “xanax is your hardest bars/ hating on bbls walking around with the same scars” is the line that sent me into another dimension, the casual mention of megan’s law has sent nicki minaj into a three …
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