sunday scaries: the soup or (bread) bowl

welcome to new orleans, baby

despite tiktok’s best efforts, i do not care about taylor swift’s boyfriend’s job. joe burrow, you will always be famous to me. it has been brought to my attention that he is not at the super bowl so i will not be getting in my car and driving the couple of hours to join what appears to be every single person in nola this weekend. even more shocking than seeing the costco guys¹ or louis tomlinson or cardi b getting beignets has been reports that they febreezed the city?? this year is NUTS, man.