in 2000, britney spears spears asked santa if he could hear her. it took 21 years but he finally responded and for the first time in a very long time, britney is FREE!!! for nearly 14 years, she was legally bound but even before that, she was constantly being restricted by her label and her family. it seems that nobody was ever actually looking out for her best interests; unlike sam smith, they DID have money on their mind.
when i started DEATH! to them all series1, i had no hope that britney would be getting out of her conservatorshipS anytime soon. and after over a decade of watching these people lurk in the shadows, i wanted them to be brought out to the light and forced to be confronted with their CRIMES2. but so much has changed since i started that series in the best way possible. the court did what it should have done in the first place and let the person they declared legally dead be worked to near death for other people. when “business” manager lou taylor left britney, she sunk her claws into the kardashians and travis scott and well, look how that turned out. i do not celebrate tragedy by any means, but i hope it shines a light on how damaging their actions and greed are. just because for so long, it only affected one woman does not mean it was any less heinous. and yet…because of the way society and culture treats women, a lot of the blame fell on britney. even still, people argue that britney is so “nuts” she really needs help. based on their medical degree as someone who has seen covers in the supermarket. but we are not gathered here today to talk about the stigma around mental health, the way conservatorships are one of the worst things to exist, or the toddler to trainwreck industrial complex that the media and entertainment industry create but the consumers are also not wholly innocent. today we are here to talk about britney jean spears!
britney’s voice was candy coated or outright silenced for so long, but that is no more! she is thriving!!! but i will not speak for her, so i recommend following her on instagram, twitter, and even tiktok!!! first of all because britney is hilarious. despite what webmd board certified doctor clowns think, britney is aware of the Joke. and she is getting my laughs and the last laugh. she has not been allowed to have fun for so long so she is now! britney has always been in a silly goofy mood so it is so incredible to see her be able to fully express that now. but she is also now promising new music….
but before blackout part deux era begins, the holidays must be happied, the halls decked, justin bieber met under the mistletoe etc… and for the first time in forever….britney gets to choose what she does, how she celebrates, and who is invited!
and even if you do not belieb in elderly magical men breaking and entering then eating Your food after 364 days of round the clock surveillance, britney’s freedom is certainly something to celebrate! not just for her, but for the hope that so many people that are still trapped in unfair conservatorships will one day (soon, hopefully) also regain their freedom, independence, and second chance at having the life they choose to lead. after all, we do live in the land of the free, right?
so from the bottom of my broken heart, happy holidays!!! i hope you have found some way to find solace in such a weird and scary time. whether you are doing your annual christmas vacation in a land far away, home for the holidays, or celebrating alone…you can always get the one month free trial of netflix and watch the princess switch trilogy. and isn’t That the true meaning of christmas???
(p.s. your final gift/last post of the year will sliding into your email’s chimney somewhere between the eve and dawn of christmas. since frenemies has fallen, someone has to carry out The Steamy Awards to announce the “winners”.)
waiting on the final court date next month to publish the final chapter on the legal side of the conservatorshipS. but will probably have a bonus episode because so much has changed and come out since i began
i do not care if it was approved by the courts; what they have done is bankrupt of morality and the legality is questionable AT BEST