great gowns, beautiful gowns: escaping twin flames

blogmas day 1: why don't churches pay taxes but i do????

there are two things i will never be able to fully wrap my head around: zombies’ deteriorating bodies somehow craving human flesh/brain¹ and people’s ability to casually/normally/rapidly consume true crime content. (well, three, if you count the is a hot dog a sandwich debate.) both cause me deep mental anguish when i think about them. i fear season 2 of only murders in the building is exactly how all true crime podcasts will eventually go! it is to true crime media what unreal is to reality television production: (peabody award winning) bible!!!

cults are probably my roman empire, mostly because i have always feared my susceptibility of joining one. do you know how many mall kiosks i have been coerced into purchasing things from? there are very few things i cannot be convinced of. the fact that i have only been indoctrinated into 1.5 cults in three decades is truly a miraculous feat!!!