DEATH! to all of them: lou taylor

this is the seventh instalment of my free britney series. each week, i will take a closer look at a key player in the conservatorshipS

girlboss. gaslight. gatekeep. for some, that is simply a meme. for others, a lifestyle. our girlboss louise taylor falls into the latter category. what can be said about lou taylor that has not already landed some very small britney fan accounts in small claims courts?? let’s find out!

no shane dawson but i am a pisces so i have always been extremely empathetic. i am very sensitive to people’s energies and there have only been two people i hated pretty much on sight: howie mandel and louise taylor. when he is not too busy making his fear of germs his personality, the bald creator of bobby’s world now makes criminally cringe tiktoks¹ . the current business manager/associate of jamie lynn spears, reba mcentire, meghan trainor, travis scott + karjenners, stephen tyler of aerosmith and various other celebrities and athletes has a much more subtle online presence, living by dwayne michael carter jr.’s code of conduct: real g’s move in silence like lasagna.