matt rife is a clown. not a comedian. a straight up bozo the clown. this is a safe space so i almost feel comfortable enough admitting how many episodes of wild’n out i have watched in my life. almost. he was never funny to me during his years on the show and unfortunately despite doing “comedy” for almost a decade now, he still has yet to stumble onto actual jokes. in recent years, disgraced comedians have begun doing this thing once they have been revealed to be some sort of sex pest or insane bigot where they forget how to tell jokes and start sounding like something your weird great-uncle would post on facebook. probably because his fame will always be more tied to his time under terry dubrow’s colleague’s knife than with his comedy, matthew decided to skip right ahead to who wants to be a boomeraire with his just released netflix special.
apparently his tiktoks1of him doing crowd work while showcasing his new chiseled for the gods jawline (olivia munn eats japanese potatoes for her…
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