a close reading: the jason nash monologues

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in today’s section of news you don’t care about from people you have never heard of, ten hours ago alissa violet (28) called out tana mongeau (26) for “shaming” jason nash (51) for literally begging for money on tiktok lives constantly throughout the day. to catch you up to speed: alissa is most famous for being the ex-girlfriend of jake paul that logan paul slept with after they broke up, which we know because logan publicly announced it in a diss track against his brother. tana is close friends with self-admitted snapchat nonce and failed popstar jim charlie. jason nash was married to an incredibly successful tv producer and after his comedy career (and marriage) failed, he took to the internet to make Content with teens before leeching onto david dobrik and making a career being his doormat¹. tana made a tiktok clearly in distress/crying and said, “at least i’m not jason nash like at least i’m not jason nash.” those thirteen words inspired a monologue the likes of shakespeare could …