east coast is best coast except in the case of the non-bennifer divorce headlines taking over the internet for the past few weeks: drake v everyone kendrick lamar. my legal team has advised me to never endorse a straight man but they have green lit me simply stating that i, too, have spent many years hating the way drake walks, talks, and dresses. his whole “babe i want to be with you so bad but i have to run through these models and it KILLS me” schtick was almost charming, especially with the right beat. but over the years, his corny began to outweigh his clever. there also were consistent just like Weird things happening around him. a handful of teens were so excited that he was talking to them, they outed their “friendship” publicly. his instagram bio is a crypto gambling website. he dated j.lo. that pregnant emoji cover. every selfy he has ever taken. etc. etc. but being corny or weird is not a crime so i did not even realise i had kendrick levels of anti-drake feelings within me…
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