sunday scaries: what the hell, sure

blogmas day 2

so much has happened this year. i know december is obviously still included in the year but it feels like it should not be. it is last minute holiday profit/award deadline making maxing for movies. most of the tv shows are on winter holiday already. american capitalism’s golden goose christmas sucks 99% of the air out of the month’s room. december is always a mixed bag but lately, everything is truly ????? here are the things lately that are evoking the wise words of jemima kirke for me:

when joe biden pardoned his son hunter biden, that ruled. hunter just wants to listen to fleet foxes and reach a level of chill vibes-ing most of us can only dream of. hunter biden, despite IT all, inspires a similar Emotional response that i see too many brilliant minds dedicate to jack schlossberg. and hear me out. joe biden is very similar to ariana grande. they both have been through it!! and had multiple deeply unfortunate tragedies happen to them. ariana licked a few doughnuts and started dating…