sunday scaries: scandoval

crazy how sabrina carpenter wrote "how many things" about tom sandoval from ariana madix's pov

for days now, the season 10 finale of vanderpump rules has been floating in my mind. beyoncé could come to my apartment to tell me what happened in That elevator, jonbenét ramsay’s ghost could appear and tell me who killed her…but neither of these things would detract from the size of the grip scandoval has had on my mind. it has only been two months since the bombshell that the number one guy (of a show i have been seated for every single episode for TEN YEARS) was actually number one at cheating on his partner of nearly a decade with their close friend and costar. FOR SEVEN MONTHS!!!!

vanderpump rules is something i love so deeply. it has always understood the assignment of reality tv. the stench of desperation has never smelled sweeter. anger is the one emotion you cannot fake. not well, anyway. and certainly not compellingly. that is what makes bravo shows the creme brûlée of reality television, with VR being its crown jewel. there is SO. MUCH. ANGER. teresa flipping the table. ky…