sunday scaries: jeff foxworthy used to be an a-list celebrity

"taking benadryl and falling asleep naked on my friend's couch like god intended"

lately, i have been feeling more weary than scared but spooked magooked sundays does not exactly have the same je ne sais quoi! and if i am being very honest, mostly i have just been reflecting on how much money apple must have dropped to get the most insanely perfect needle-drop in ted lasso when ted finds out his ex-wife has a new man. i know my man had b’day on repeat when he found out that he had a few things to worry about, darling! RING THE ALARM!

i was thinking to myself that it has been too long since we have heard rumblings even via the worst game of telephone variety (deux moi) from armie hammer’s publicist? i thought maybe he is thriving ¿selling timeshares? or maybe he had relocated to his penthouse suite in hell. unclear on either front but it has been almost a month since his case landed on the desk of the los angeles district attorney. the united states justice system’s track record of actually helping victims of sexual assault is, in a word, atrocious. so it is unclear …