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sunday scaries: i'm scared!!!!

sunday scaries: i'm scared!!!!

like qanon but for silly idiots!

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tuesday is election day in america! i hope you have voted or will vote because it is looking a little bleak all around..so in the meantime here is a list of insane things i have been talking/giggling/off a gummy about with my friends instead of thinking about having a very unfun round of my favourite game Worst Case Scenario:

  1. i think selena gomez is faking lupus. i always have suspected this which i know is insane but i lived through lymediseasegate so i do not trust anyone! justin bieber has been very open about his struggles with drug abuse/addiction over the years. there is also several spottings and recordings of them in VERY sketchy places known for scoring drugs. she also has had a couple of stints in rehab facilities over the years. maybe she really did need to go to rehab for her instagram addiction! and maybe if she had an autoimmune disease so severe she needed a kidney transplant it would also be severe enough for her to avoid her boyfriend after he became positive for covi…

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