sunday scaries: ice spice world domination

spice up your life !

new year, new apartment, and still no internet!!! something i thought was hilarious to do at 15 is change my email sign off to “sent from an old rotary phone” instead of “sent from iphone” but having no internet STILL in my new home feels like i may as well be rotary phoning it up!!!

it has been a minute since i last shared with you dear readers what has been scaring me as we start a new week and a lot has changed! this substack began as my only true quarantine-y project so it had no goals or expectations. i originally just loved using it as a more formal group chat blast to send to five besties and my dad (LOL) my thoughts on whatever celebrity shenanigans had unfolded that week. it still blows my mind how many of you sign up to hear my silly little thoughts and stick around after hearing my most insane and mundane musings on timothy chalamet’s prospective willy wonka bob or whining for the millionth time about beyoncé tricking me into liking pics of her husband.

honestly in a “post …