sunday scaries: he's sart of like an evil porson

what is going ON this weekend

have barely had time to think about matt damon not wearing his wedding ring to visit ben affleck (could mean nothing) because it has been a wild week and a truly insane saturday!

love island usa is the only thing i really care about right now. usually i shamefully indulge all 40-60 episodes per season but unfortunately for my closest friends and twitter followers, i was coerced into finally tapping into the us instalment of the perfect franchise and have been unable to stop yapping about it. not sure if Love is in the air but fun certainly is. leah kateb may not be the producer’s favourite but she is the (smart) people and tiktok’s princess and ultimately the reason i tuned into the show. multiple of her little one liners have gone viral on twitter and tiktok. that combined with her bestie serena going OFF on her man (who just happens to be obj’s baby brother) after he came back from casa amor with a new girl have tripled the viewers and online and in my group chats is reminding me of