sunday scaries: emails i SHOULDN'T send

this post is dedicated to the very real and non publicity stunt/career life raft related marriage of one mr. and mrs. bennifer. you all know i love a vegas wedding so congrats to the happy couple

tired of caring about roe v wade (or the beginnings of the campaign to delegalise gay marriage) and i am ready to once again start thinking about broke versus paid… so here are the things that have occupied far too much of my mind and time this week that are not j.lo’s auntiecore email blast informing the world that she may not have secured the hustlers nom (robbed) but she has secured ben affleck’s last name…