sunday scaries: duolingo is dead and other nonsensical crashouts i had this week

i am one more News Story away from joining an amish community

in 2025 so far, january was the longest month in the history of time and now february is zooming by…but both have been overflowing with The Horrors. one of the worst reality show hosts of all time is our president again, elon musk continues to do simultaneous nazi and justin timberlake in the social network cosplay, so many people are at physical risk every day, climate scientists are begging for attention more than the one situationship you have saved as DO NOT ANSWER and now they killed that damn green bird. that is only a mere fraction of the headlines and we are not even fifty damn days into this year. sunday scaries does not even begin to cover the feeling that is making my fingers numb… at least hank green says the asteroid heading our way will not make me explode…