sunday scaries: beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice
i have been beetlejordan on twitter for years so naturally have been stoked for the sequel but the press tour love between winona ryder, catherine o'hara, and jenna ortega has been truly wonderful
this has easily been one of, if not THE worst years of my life. things that would not have been believable plot points on even the most incredible of cw teen dramas have been consistently very real ones i have experienced this year. how i have even made it this far is beyond me! less than a week after talking about covid’s resurgence with my anti-vax boss, i tested positive for the plandemic i had meticulously and strenuously avoided the past four years! hours after the doctor visit, my tire exploded on the way to pick up my prescriptions. later that night, i would slice a chunk of my thumb off while trying to make chicken soup. in many ways, it feels like life could not currently be worse for me! but if christina, at her lowest...fat, nasty and broke (career in shambles) can go on that bitch mad as hell and record moves like jagger and the cincinnati zoo can do the rebrand of a century than i too can still find a way to always tap into the joy and whimsy of life. there will always be…
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