reasons why jonny bailey should pick me as the woman he will coparent with

blogmas day 4

jonathan bailey told british vogue that his current lifestyle (of being booked, busy, AND beautiful) is a bit too hectic but he does want children One Day. what he actually said is:

“i want to make sure i’m going to be present. i’m reading books on adoption. i might coparent with a woman, but i’m thinking it will be with a man.”

MIGHT??? what i am hearing is that you’re saying there is a chance??? so, jonny baby, here are 7 reasons you should pick me, choose me, want me…a woman to coparent with you.

1. i have over two decades of childcare experience. i have seen it ALL. including the movie contagion at one teacher in-service about sickness during the holidays. still deeply unclear about the effectiveness of That particular film. but i have changed around 20,000 diapers at this point so i have no problem changing our beautiful children’s diapers no matter how stinky. i have endless patience and love to give for everyone under the age of 12. once they hit 12, i have slightly less patience a…