the “most wonderful time of the year” has never really revealed itself to me and it has always been The Most Horrible Time of the Year for me. maybe i’m just in my grinch era. or maybe christmas is just another valentine’s day, a day where people can say they love you on one day since they forget to the other 364. i always get a bit of the winter willies but they have been extremely intense this year. made me think of the last time i felt this way. when i was 20, i wrote a poem for class. i cannot really remember the assignment but as someone who will never beat the dramatic allegations, i took it upon myself to write a poem that felt so Deep to me then but just makes me laugh so hard when i think of it now. especially when i remember it got published in a book. i hope your pre-holidays are going much better than mine. at the very least, hope this poem makes you laugh as much as it makes me.
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