monday scaries: the official tsa approved list of top 5 eligible crashouts

every time i remember that jd vance is our vice president i want to kermitfallingoffroof.gif

1. britney spears. i love her instagram posts. i think it captures the joy and silly and whimsy she has always had. long before she was a living legend, she kinda invented being a quirked white girl. she is also a true #artist and was on lithium against her will for years so she is actually allowed to do whatever she wants. i would personally even let her get a free pass to remove certain individuals that held her in captivity for decades off the face of the earth but she does not even want to drag their sorry asses into court. she has suffered more than jesus christ so leave her alone and let her cook. and twirl. and dance with knives.

   

2. justin bieber. i love my pisces brother. i am waiting patiently for journals 2. he honestly posts like so many of my friends who are also, unfortunately, diehard toronto maple leafs fans. i personally think the jelena stuff is weird. hailey bieber changed the trajectory of my life with her halloween candy instagram post so that’s my girl and i’m sticking b…