great gowns beautiful gowns: get low (mark zuckerberg acoustic version)

when noah centineo said "it matters not what you've done but what you do with what you've done for others" he was talking about me sending this song to every person i have ever met

mark zuckerberg or should i say next year’s top spotify artist for me, z-pain has released an acoustic cover of get low with t-pain. despite all signs pointing to it being an act of terror, the man responsible for so much misinformation/significantly ruining this country and society as a whole did this as an act of love.

between the man who has more guilty convictions than young thug, 50 cent, ti, and martha stewart COMBINED being elected our next president and emily’s blunt participation trophy husband being declared the sexiest man alive, i have barely been able to maintain a grip on our current reality. so sure why the hell don’t we throw in mark zuckerberg earnestly folksily singing “til the sweat drops down my balls” as a romantic gesture to his wife. he may be one of the worst people to ever walk the face of god’s green earth but i have no choice but to shout out a real yearner. people can have unquenchable burning love in their soul and also be a war criminal. just ask obama!