everything you need to know about cryptocurrency and nfts
an idiot's guide to the metaverse and how to send your cryptowallet to the moon
as the friend who listens to several straight male hosted podcasts so you do not have to, i often get asked about nfts and cryptowallets and which stonks to invest in. that is, sadly, not a joke but this post is because APRIL FOOLS.
(**this seemed funnier in my head when i thought of this joke last summer**)
while i am girlboss gaslight gatekeeping the things i wish i could unlearn about crypto, i will always offer you some of my favourite foolish videos to enjoy on my national holiday (that i celebrate year round):
i gave my life savings to this goldfish. i am now the richest person in the universe
i will never be over this video. i watch it at least once a week. i have never found one thing to not laugh at, you BEAST!
always thinking of HER
leaving pisces season into aries season like
extremely important !!!!! i measure my life by the time period before i saw my first martin cabello video and the period after i saw my first martin cabello video
remember those videos from middle school that said they simulated what it felt like to be on whatever drug just by watching? still not sure if those actually worked but watching this video makes me feel like i am on every drug
my life coach
and here is an early jump on this month’s playlist and we are celebrating boys because AFTER APPROXIMATELY 3075 DAYS….sky ferreira is back, baby!!!!!
like actually for real back. this is not a prank and if new music does not come to fruition by the end of this month i will be storming the capitol…records building because ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!
this month is already off to the races. sunday, the grammys are taking place so THE grammy’s post will be arriving in your inboxes and i think i can say with full confidence that my coverage will be pretty different from everyone else’s ;-) march’s peaks and valleys will be sometime next week to kick off the month’s regularly scheduled content, which will finally include the himbo revolution for subscribers! <3
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